Prologue:​  This blog is brought to you by the two creative minds Gentle Musings and Witty Cynicism.

I am Gentle Musings, and this blog has been created for my pure self enjoyment, If you want an intellectual blog, filled with a deep discussion about the literary merits from people who have the right to give them, you sir are in the wrong place! Turn around, leave. This blog here will only give you shallow insights, petulant tantrums, and a good dose of Gentle Musings. Now about me… which is the only reason I imagine you clicked on this header. I have two cats, but have been told on several occasions that I have a five cat personality.  I enjoy large glasses of wine, and I leave it up to my friends to tell me which ones are decent. Martinis on the other hand should be with gin, extra dirty, and a lot of olives.. in fact bartender if you could just leave the jar i will help myself. Obviously I read, which I find to be a vast deal better than regular social interactions, but alas I do not have means to read all day so I do on most days show up to a mediocre job at a place that is not of interest or importance. What do I do for fun? As if i have time outside my cats and reading… Really… just ridiculous. Alright I’m assuming at this point you are bored, have scanned over the information to know that its really well… boring, and will continue on to hear all about Witty Cynicism (pssst, really don’t bother… its even more of just blah blah blah blah blah)

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I am Witty Cynicism.  My synopsis got deleted so fuck this!​

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We love cats, martinis and reading. We also love a good Netflix binge and Aidan Turner.  Alcohol is great. Hendricks martini, dirty, NO FUCKING VERMOUTH, straight up! Extra olives for Gentle Musing and Gibson for Witty Cynicism.